Hello everyone, and welcome to the week! It’s time once again for our look back at the noteworthy updates of the last seven days. Lots of big updates this week, though few of them were for games that I’m particularly interested in. Luckily, if the charts are telling the truth, many of you are interested in these games. So it should all work out in the end. Plus, I get to debut a new award that may or may not ever be seen again! Wow! You have to be here to see it, truest friends! Of course, you can keep an eye out for updates yourself using AppShopper or by participating in the TouchArcade forums. This weekly summary is just here to fill you in on the things you might have missed. Let’s go for it!

Subway Surfers, Free
The Subway Surfers are off to… Arkansas" Really" Hunh. So yeah, I guess the kids are going to Little Rock this time, to ride the rails and see picturesque sights like… Walmart" Really" Really really" Isn’t Walmart’s headquarters in Bentonville" Uh anyway, this update is basically a giant ad for Walmart. The store is in the game, the new board is based on Sam Walton’s truck Betty, and I’m pretty sure the new surfer Jack, who has a shirt, tie, and Walmart hat outfit, is based on the late Jack Walton. Kinda icky all around, in my opinion. I’m going to award this update the first ever not-so-coveted UMBBLotW award.

Homescapes, Free...