[Dumbsclaimer: These are pretty obviously not real Sony PlayStation slogans. Humor. Happy New Year, guys. -The Management]
Hoo boy! We’re at the end of a year, the perfect time to look back. But let’s look way, way back! I’ve compiled a list of all PlayStation slogans over these years. Is it “Greatness Awaits"” The mid-90s classic “You Are Not Ready"” Which of these PlayStation slogans was your favorite"

Isn’t it Time to Play some Station"
Prepare for Life-Altering Addiction
Who Loves the Color Gray"
Explain to Me a CD-ROM
Those Plays Are Coming From Inside the Station
I Defy You to Play the Station!
What About Sony"
Play Some Games, Ass
Not Since Father Left Us
Plug in the Cable if You’re Able! You’ve Got Some Gaming to Do
We All Owe Someone Something
Who’s Going to Pick All This Shit Up"
Rub Your Greasy Hands on These Xs and Os
You’re Going to Need a Second Job
That Son of a Bitch Hasn’t Paid His Child Support
It Infiltrates Your Skin
Game Disc to the Fun Hole!
This Is a Video Game System
I Can’t Join the Party Due to Ugly Body
We Don’t Call it “Ex” We Call it “Cross,” Like Jesus
Under the Bed is Where the Secrets Lie
Triangle, Circle, Square, ~Lust~
Someone Has to Talk to Susan About Her Problems, And It’s Not Going to be Me
Wrap it in CDs
Disc Cutter
We’re Coming for You
Hold it All in, if You Can
Data Romance...