Hello everyone, and welcome to the week! It’s time once again for our look back at the noteworthy updates of the last seven days. I think it might be a straight run of free-to-play games this week, friends. I can’t help it, there was a bumper crop. As usual, there are some stupid jokes to be found in here, so even if you don’t like the games you might enjoy the read. Of course, you can keep an eye out for updates yourself using AppShopper or by participating in the TouchArcade forums. This weekly summary is just here to fill you in on the things you might have missed. Let’s go for it!

Jetpack Joyride, Free

Wow, honest-to-goodness new content for Jetpack Joyride" We haven’t seen anything like this since the big layoffs at Halfbrick a couple of years back. And it’s a Metal Slug collaboration, which is pretty, pretty, pretty cool. You can collect the four main heroes of the series: Marco, Fio, Tarma, and Eri. You get the Heavy Machine Gun for free, and can collect the FlameShot, Laser Cannon, and Rocket Lawn-Chair jetpacks to go with it. The classic SV-001 Metal Slug tank is here, and so are five new vehicle skins plus a new SAM. There are also four new backgrounds you can keep forever. Uhh… yeah, that’s awesome. Coveted UMMSotW award for you, Halfbrick. Treat it well.
Marvel Contest of Champions, Free

Something new is brewing in Contest of Champions, as you could probably gue...