To be honest, I thought the day would never come when we would play Party Hard on mobile. The game had been announced for mobile a long time ago, but its PC release came and went with nary a mention of the mobile version. The game's publisher tinyBuild, is typically very open about what they're working on, so them being hesitant to show off what would become Party Hard Go [$6.99] was certainly odd. I wondered if the game even existed at some point. Like, I doubted that tinyBuild would be oddly skittish on this one's existence when they're so open with everything else, but it did seem odd. Well, after some work adapting the game and giving it a Go in the name, their murder simulator is finally here. And, well, it's a unique game, but one that has a lot of oddities to it.
The objective of Party Hard Go is to kill everyone in the level. They're partying, they're being loud, you hate that, so you're taking extreme measures to do so. Stealth is a tenet of the game, where you want to make sure your murders aren't seen by other people. Carrying dead bodies around will arouse suspicions and get the cops chasing you Benny Hill-style, so throw them in dumpsters, off of the roof, or into the wood chipper. Various traps will also help out, such as blowing up speakers, poisoning the punch bowl, and starting a car to run over a bunch of people. There are levels with fixed layouts, but some traps and elements such as people you can call in to the party to help with the mayhem, are random...