The dastardly Amadeus Guildenstern traveled through time and kidnapped all the presidents! Even the bad ones! It's up to you, a super sneaky secret agent from the Department of Sneakin', to stop his devious plans of world domination and rescue the presidents.
Never Stop Sneakin' is the latest release from Dean Dodrill (of Dust: An Elysian Tale fame) and it's a bit of a surprise in many ways. The game is exclusive to the Nintendo Switch for now and it eschews Dust's deep gameplay mechanics in favor of simplified top-down stealth action. It is also an unbelievably silly parody of the Metal Gear Solid series.

Using either the analog sticks or touch controls, you steer your agent through procedurally generated maze-like levels full of guards, sentries, and other things that are supposed to keep intruders away. Actions are fully automated: just sneak up on an enemy for a silent takedown, or shoot them with a bullet if they detect you. You do have a bullet, right" These things are hard to come by, making a stealthy approach necessary.
What sets this apart from other stealth games is the pacing: Never Stop Sneakin' truly feels like stealth on steroids. Forget about cowering in a corner and patiently waiting for your moment to strike. Here, you're zipping around the levels, taking down guards left and right without pause. In fact, it feels best when you're not thinking, just acting and reacting. Yes, this is simplified, maybe even too simplified, but it cuts all ...