As my adventures in Final Fantasy XIV continue, I have been happily bumbling about the Eorzean countryside on my Fat Black Chocobo mount. He?s a real chonkster, as the kids like to say, and is ludicrously adorable with his little crown, hopping ever forward in pursuit of my character?s dangling gysahl green lure. For me, getting this special mount was as easy as buying a Final Fantasy XIV time card on Amazon. But for Final Fantasy XIV players in China, well, I fear deeply for the structural integrity of their arteries.

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