Salsa is weird. It?s a bunch of stuff thrown together in a jar, often with a bizarre consistency, always vibrant with primary colors and strong flavors. You?d never eat it by itself because of its chunky, goopy physicality and acidic or spicy taste, but it?s great when you use it as a topping; but not just any topping, a ?dip.? You take something salty like a chip and scoop that crap up like you?re bucketing dirty water out of a ground well. Yet as weird as it all is conceptually, if there?s a plate of chips and a can of salsa in front of you, you?re compelled on a primal level to consume all of it. Somehow this is a metaphor for how I feel about Indivisible.
Running, Jumping, and Grinding
Indivisible is from Lab Zero Games, the minds behind Skullgirls. While that game was a lightning-fast tribute to Marvel vs Capcom with a few of its own tricks, Indivisible has more in common with the original Valkyrie Profile. If you?ve played that, or any older Monolith Soft titles, you?ll know exactly what to expect from Indivisible. It?s also curiously similar to Idea Factory?s recent Super Neptunia RPG. It?s a lot like that game, except less bad. Like a lot less bad.
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