Are you a professional Call of Duty player" Do you like pizza" Then perhaps this unusual Pizza Hut job listing has your name on it, but only if you live in England or are willing to move in the name of pizza.
A Pizza Hut in Basildon, England is looking a Call of Duty player to fill their ranks. Specifically, they want ?brilliant? Call of Duty Pro Players to take local clients. Clients for what, you ask" Well, this is where it gets just weirder.

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